THE BAG THAT DOESN’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK
It carries your chaos. Not your ego.
€59
The Anti-Try-Hard Bag
A heavy-duty black canvas tote built for people who just want their bag to do its job.
- Fits laptop, light gym gear, snacks
- Thick, structured canvas (no floppy collapse)
- Clean design, zero cringe
- Durable enough for everyday chaos
- Designed for people who don’t need to prove anything
It doesn’t scream for attention. It just works.
WHY THIS BAG WINS
Carries More Than It Should
Laptop, hoodie, book, water bottle, charger brick, endless snacks, two bad decisions — it handles all of it.
Built to Be Treated Badly
Throw it, drag it, overstuff it.
It still looks unbothered.
The Anti-Flex Flex
No massive branding.
No loud personality.
Just a clean, functional silhouette that makes everything else look try-hard.
We make things that work better and last longer.